• The Council

    The Council

    The Council is a tribute to Salรฒ, and The 120 Days of Sodom gross novel of Marquis de Sade. This is Salo 2021 and The 120 Days of Sodom version 2021 a la Illuminati New World Order (nWo) with the Four Oligarchs: The King, The Pope, The President, and The Banker.
  • The Statue of Liberty & Lady Justice

    The Statue of Liberty & Lady Justice

    My version of the Statue of Liberty & Lady Justice are both a big fuck you to the mainstream media who dictate the herd of sheep what to think. Liberal snowflakes and media, whether you are in Quebec, Canada or live in the United States it is the same thing. The dictatorship of the politically correctness. Ho of Liberty / Statue of Liberty is a mockery and a middle finger to the hypocrisy of the etablishment and the mainstream media aka liberal propaganda machine. โ€œKill the Snowflakesโ€ written on her tummy is self-explained. My drunk and wasted Miss Media / Lady Justice at right is the illustration that โ€œjusticeโ€ is dictated by the media. The same media that feed the herd with shit instead of common sense. As seen in the balance, the load of crap is a lot heavier than the brain. Without forgetting, the snowflake dictatorship armband. Media = liberal snowflakes. Who came first, the snowflakes or the media?
  • Saint Calice, Dieu du Vice

    Saint Calice, Dieu du Vice

    Argent Boisson Cul Drogue Embonpoint Fumรฉe Gambling Heavy Metal... He is the God of Vice. He has all the vices. (April 20, 2021)
  • Miss Media

    Miss Media

    My view of the sensationalistic mainstream media ala Lady Justice. In fact, mainstream media feeds us with crap instead of common sense. (April 10, 2021)
  • Edgy Chicks Making Out

    Edgy Chicks Making Out

    Two edgy, tattooed and pierced sexy girls making out on a yellow and blue background. Everything was made with colored pencils on this interracial lesbian love scene. (April 4, 2021)
  • Black Metal Chick / Countess of Death

    Black Metal Chick / Countess of Death

    I don't like this one. Usually I feel a deep sensation of pride and joy after finishing a colored pencils Artwork. But nothing after this one. (March 29, 2021)
  • Jesus Christ Pose

    Jesus Christ Pose

    Politically incorrect as usual, I named this Fine Artwork, Jesus Christ Pose. Here I take a swing at both extremes of the American political spectrum. The liberal snowflakes and the conservative rednecks. Since the #metoo movement has degenerate into accusing anybody of sexual assault then the accusee is proven guilty without process and roasted by the fake news medias. Meanwhile #metoo "victims" posing as martyr in the medias. Here come the title "Jesus Christ Pose". And on the opposite side of the political spectrum, there are many MAGA (Make America Great Again) supporters who believe in all kind of bat-shit crazy conspiracy theories. Which gave birth to my latest creation: Jesus Christ Pose. The Me Too movement vs. the Zombie Rednecks. On a side note: By now, Donald Trump name, MAGA, and any word associated with him are banned on the major (repressive) American social medias to please the noisy minority aka the "offended" assholes. Trump was democratically elected in 2016 to be demonized as Adolf Hitler four years later?!? They elected him and now they want to erase him from the history books!? What a clusterfuck!??! What do you think un-American people think about the United States of America?? Yes, indeed! (March 25, 2021)
  • Kill The Snowflakes (Back)

    Kill The Snowflakes (Back)

    That's actually the back of the "SLAUGHTERSPORT Kid" full-patch pieces (shirts, mugs, etc). (March 11, 2021)
  • SLAUGHTERSPORT Kid

    SLAUGHTERSPORT Kid

    SLAUGHTERSPORT Kid beating a fuckin' SJW / offended snowflake to death in his battle against censorship. All in the name of freedom of speech. (March 10, 2021)
  • Satans Schlongs by PYGOD

    Satans Schlongs by PYGOD

    Satans Schlongs by PYGOD as part of the inside label of my pieces. (2021)
  • Kill The Snowflakes

    Kill The Snowflakes

    Kill The SNOWFLAKES. Before itโ€™s too late. Anti-Snowflake symbol. (February 24, 2021)
  • OFFENDED

    OFFENDED

    Are You Not OFFENDED? This Artwork was created especially for the offended ones, the Moral Guardians. What's worse than good ole NSBM (National Socialist Black Metal) stuff to offend them all. I've created this reverse cross symbol a very long time ago. Satanism, nazism, paganism, everything NSBM is all about. A reverse cross, a Sigil of Baphomet, a Celtic cross, a Thor's hammer, and two dreaded swastikas. Oooooooo!!!! And my two personal touches, SJW (Social Justice Warriors) and PC (Politically Correct) written with shit in puddles of piss with no symbols over it for good measure. Everything there to offend the Moral Guardians, liberal snowflakes and conservative puritans alike. (February 20, 2021)
  • LesSS.ca Poster

    LesSS.ca Poster

    Was originally designed as a poster with a shorter and easier to memorize url/domain name www.LesSS.ca and the #JoinSatansSchlongs. Yes you can join Satans Schlongs right now. (February 12, 2021)
  • #SatansSchlongs Logo

    #SatansSchlongs Logo

    A very cool logo for my #SatansSchlongs (February 12, 2021)
  • Brand. Band. Gang.

    Brand. Band. Gang.

    Ideal Artwork to put on the back of a T-Shirt, sweatshirt, hoodie, etc. Brand. Band. Gang. Thatโ€™s what Satans Schlongs is all about! (2021)
  • A Flower

    A Flower

    Ugliness, one more time! This is probably the first thing that came to my mind when thinking about a flower. A weed-smoking, coronavirus-faced, drooling monster with a gouged out eye, boogers off his nose, piranha teeth, and circled by eight fuckinโ€™ weird marijuana / mistletoe leaves on cactus petals. (February 8, 2021)
  • Billionaire Narco-Dictator

    Billionaire Narco-Dictator

    How to Be a Billionaire Narco-Dictator / Como ser un Narco Dictador Mil Millonario. A question that many people might ask. Who wouldnโ€™t want an illimited supply of Money and absolute Power over everything. You donโ€™t need to follow the law. You are the law. A gold throne, sex slaves and machine gun-armed soldiers to protect yourself from some very dangerous enemies. (February 1, 2021)
  • La Veuve Noire

    La Veuve Noire

    La Veuve Noire, which means black widow in French. An Artwork leaving little to the imagination but open to interpretation. (January 23, 2021)
  • Satans Schlongs Logo & Tagline

    Satans Schlongs Logo & Tagline

    Made with Sharpie permanent markers as all my writing Artwork. Satans Schlongs Brand, Band, Gang. Thatโ€™s what itโ€™s all about! (January 12, 2021)
  • Highway to Heaven

    Highway to Heaven

    Life with all its ugliness and obstacles on your way to a paradise of naked ladies and psychedelic rainbow. Highway to Heaven โ€“ Satans Schlongs. An open-mouth with rotten teeth and a long sticking out tongue all leading to a paradise of rainbow and naked ladies. (January 11, 2021)
  • CENSORShit

    CENSORShit

    This one is my most personal up to date. Censorshit is what I feel about fuckinโ€™ censorship. I needed to express it. The poor bastard canโ€™t speak, canโ€™t see, canโ€™t hear, was lobotomized, and crowned with barbed-wire thanks to this motherfuckinโ€™ authoritarian censorship promoted by this bullshit politically correctness. Anyway, this Artwork is the perfect representation of censorship. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. (January 3, 2021)
  • Ho Of Liberty

    Ho Of Liberty

    Maybe a critical view of the society we are living in. Where medias and snowflakes decide what is politically correct or not. This is my version of the United States of America Statue of Liberty with a DIY tattoo of Lady Justice on her tummy. Do I believe in the justice system? Naw! (December 26, 2020)
  • PYGOD Skull Logo

    PYGOD Skull Logo

    This is me PYGOD, since Iโ€™m pretty vain the skull is relatively good-looking for a skull. A very basic draw, my skull head with my flat-top haircut and my sunglasses on all on a good ole iron cross. (2020)
  • Satans Schlongs Colors

    Satans Schlongs Colors

    Thatโ€™s the crest / emblem / colors of the Satans Schlongs Brand Band Gang. Satan himself getting serviced by five naked ladies. Maybe itโ€™s because Satans has five Schlongs? Satan does all the work and his Schlongs have all the fun. Anyway, when you have this one, you are officially a member of the Brand, Band, Gang. (December 19, 2020)
  • Satans Schlongs Logo

    Satans Schlongs Logo

    Made with Sharpie permanent markers. Why doing digital writing shit when you can be authentic. At least, when itโ€™s really matter. (November 13, 2020)
  • Sycho Clown

    Sycho Clown

    Second piece of the Satans Schlongs collection. Inspired by heavy metal album covers, this handmade pencil colored draw is full of hidden details and clues in it. It seem that the Sycho Clown isnโ€™t the only murderer in itโ€ฆ (2020)
  • Lizard Man 2020

    Lizard Man 2020

    Half-man half-beast, the Lizard Man in all his ugliness. I first drawn him on a school desk several years ago and he haunted me until I finally and officially drawn him on a regular 8.5โ€ณ x 11โ€ณ printer piece of paper. The Lizard Man is a strange hybrid of a creepy punk rockerโ€™s head full of facial piercings on top of an hybrid iguana / crocodile / porcupine / snake. Thatโ€™s where Satans Schlongs officially begun. (November 9, 2020)

 

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