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Satans Schlongs Colors.
Satans Schlongs Colors

Satans Schlongs is a Brand, a Band, a Gang.



First of all, Satans Schlongs isn’t a clothing brand. Satans Schlongs is a Fashion Brand, since I create wearable Works of Art.

My mission (goals) with the Satans Schlongs Brand is to blend three things together.

  1. Haute Couture inspired Luxury brand. Exclusive and unique Artworks printed on premium products with a premium client experience. And the backing of edgy celebrities and influencers.
  2. Streetwear. Casual clothing.
  3. Heavy metal, outlaw bikers, punk, grunge, and hip hop inspired imagery.

Number 1 is the long-term goal. Always offering better products with better services. It will come with time and demand. But all this will come with a higher price tag.


“Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.” — Vince Lombardi


My Art isn’t made to be cheap. Unlike most artists, I don’t prostitute myself for peanuts doing commissions that don’t interest me.

My Art derived from an amalgamation of subcultures, including but not limited to Heavy Metal, outlaw bikers, punk, grunge, and hip hop. 

100% ORIGINAL HAND ILLUSTRATED COLORED PENCIL ARTWORKS and sloppy handwriting realized with Sharpie permanent markers from my left hand only. No digital drawing, no digital fonts on my Artworks. What you will see here came from my soul, my guts, my heart: Satans Schlongs. That’s what I call true Art! It’s not about mass uploading or world building, it’s about the pleasure and the satisfaction of creating Artistic Masterpieces that I hope you will appreciate as much as I do.

I know that my Art is not for everyone. You will either love it or hate it. But it won’t leave you indifferent. Which is 100% fine with me. Black or white, no gray zone. Dig or despise. That’s the way I like it!


“A painting that doesn’t shock isn’t worth painting.” — Marcel Duchamp



Is it really necessary to sing and have music instruments to be a band? I don’t think so. A band certainly don’t need to ever perform on stage to be a band. And a band don’t need to release an album to be a band. Music is fashion. Fashion is music. 



Satans Schlongs = Gang. Proudly wear one of our shirts and you can be a member of the Satans Schlongs Gang. 

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